Me v. Coffee

 
 
 

From: Me Vs Coffee

For whatever reason, I was never a real coffee drinker for most of my life. In the last two (or so) years I’ve moved more toward the one-small-cup-per-day category. But the thing is, my nerves haven’t yet been dulled to the caffeine so even small amounts can still affect me. The rare day I have two coffees in the morning I’m still consistently launching straight into: GET OUT OF MY WAY I’VE HAD TWO CUPS OF COFFEE AND I’M GOING TO FINISH ALL THE GOD DAMNED WORK ON THE PLANET MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

Well, hopefully not quite that much on the outside.